Jam Foot Into Mouth To Hip

Jam foot into mouth to hip [Minor] by Iczer, as a joke to Taalismn

"iwgh wuunt du du dih ahs a muhnuhr"

The character can jam one of his feet into his mouth all the way to the hip, essentially becoming a one legged ball of human with a pair of arms and a back ache.

1) Gastrointestinal tolerance: The character is immune to bacteria attached to his own feet and legs. No matter how much tinea he currently has, he suffers no discomfort from swallowing his own leg. On a related note, he is adept at swallowing objects shaped like a human legs and foot.

2) Inhuman flexibility: The character has a special triple action hip and knee, allowing him to curve it through and down his intestinal tract. Pushing his foot down his throat requires only a single action.

3) Inhuman balance (on one leg): The character enjoys a +30% (or +6) to all checks to maintain balance (or walk high wires). After all, he is still able to stand while gagging on his own foot.

4)Spit-Kick: If the character has his foot in his mouth, he may disgorge it, onto a target. This does normal kick damage but the target is also pelted with gastrointestinal juices...which is just gross. Possibly a saving throw may be required.

5) Other notes: Speaking is near impossible while the leg is shoved down the throat, but the character can mumble apologies and retractions coherantly. Spd is reduced by 50% with one leg down. and he looks funny.