Curse: Punch In The Teeth

Curse: Punch in the Teeth(Invocation) by Taalismn

Level: 10
Type: Invocation
Range: Touch or 10 ft per level of experience
Damage: 3d6 SDC or 1d6 MD per punch-activation
Duration: 30 minutes per level of experience
Saving Throw: Standard
PPE Cost: 45 for SDC beings, 60 for MDC beings
Effects: A Ludicrous Magic curse, this spell is cast on a target and set to trigger whenever the victim utters a specific word or phrase(usually something they say a lot; like “###You!”, ‘..You know?”, “You ####!”, “What do you think?”, “I PROTEST!”, etc....) at which point they will receive the equivalent of a Haymaker Punch in the mouth. This condition lasts for the duration of the spell, making it entirely possible for the victim, unless they catch on fast, to effectively beat themselves unconscious(“DAMN!(*UFF!*)...damn!(*UFF!*)..Oh damn-(*UFF!*)”). The punch cannot be dodged or armored against, except by magic or psionic means(an Armor of Ithan spell will shield against it, for example), and the trigger-phrase must be SPOKEN(thoughts or subvocalizations are not enough to set off the spell). Other variations on this spell include Boot to Da Head, Shot to the Gut and Kick in the Groin; all are essentially identical in range, PPE cost, duration, trigger and damage.